Growing up in Florida, some of my favorite memories (aside from watching the wild antics of fellow Floridians on the news) involve heading to Village Inn and stuffing myself with enough breakfast food and pie to feed a small army.
Whether you’re into astrology or just looking for a fun way to spice up your dessert order, letting your zodiac sign guide your pie selection might save you from the classic “just one more minute” panic when the server shows up.
With nearly 20 mouthwatering pies on the Village Inn menu, making a decision can feel impossible. Luckily, we’ve done the heavenly pie-matching homework for every sign—so you don’t have to!
So instead of stressing over your dessert, refer to the perfect pie your zodiac sign was destined to devour. Trust us, your taste buds are about to fall head over heels.
1. Capricorn: French Silk Pie
Capricorns are known for their ability to maintain composure and wait patiently through dinner before indulging in dessert. But once that moment comes, only something rich and elegant will do. The French Silk Pie, with its smooth chocolate filling and airy whipped topping, is a match made in pie heaven for your refined taste.
2. Aquarius: Carrot Cake (Yes, Cake!)
Aquarians are free-spirited and always think creatively, not just following the crowd, but leading it. So why stick to pie when you can shake things up with a classic slice of carrot cake instead? Your roommates might raise their eyebrows, but you’re too unique to care. Cake is pie-adjacent anyway, right?
3. Pisces: Oreo Cookie Dough Pie
Pisces are dreamers who have a deep appreciation for whimsical and beautiful things. You desire a dessert that is not only delicious but also visually stunning. Enter the Oreo Cookie Dough Pie—layered, creamy, and just begging for an Instagram story before the first bite. Pair it with a vanilla milkshake for peak indulgence. You’re welcome.
4. Aries: Country Apple Pie
Comfort is king for Aries. You’re bold, fiery, and don’t hesitate when it comes to satisfying your cravings. That’s why the warm, cinnamon-spiced Country Apple Pie is your go-to. Whether you’re from the South or not, one bite and you’ll feel right at home.
5. Taurus: Blueberry Pie
Tauruses might get labeled as stubborn, but the truth is you just know what you like—and you like bold, unapologetic flavors. The blueberry pie is bursting with real fruit and a perfectly golden crust. It’s as vibrant and unforgettable as your personality.
6. Gemini: Triple Berry Pie
Curious, expressive, and full of energy, Geminis crave variety and color in everything—including dessert. For this reason, the Triple Berry Pie seems tailor-made for you. With a medley of berries melting into a flaky crust, every bite is a new surprise.
7. Cancer: Banana Cream Pie
Cancers are the romantics of the zodiac, known for their nurturing and comforting vibes. That’s why you’ll swoon over the Banana Cream Pie. It’s soft, sweet, and soothing—just like you. Add a drizzle of caramel and a sprinkle of toasted almonds, and it’s love at first bite.
8. Leo: Key Lime Pie
Leos have a fondness for food that delivers a robust flavor and a dash of drama. Key Lime Pie, with its tart, creamy filling and graham cracker crust, is bold and unforgettable—just like your entrance into every room. Bonus: It’s basically sunshine in a slice.
9. Virgo: Cherry Pie
Quiet at first, Virgos tend to surprise people once they warm up. You’re thoughtful and classic, which is why the humble Cherry Pie is your perfect match. It might look simple, but one bite of that juicy, tart filling will blow you away. Treat yourself to a full pie—you’ve earned it.
10. Libra: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Libras thrive in social settings, and they love balance, beauty, and a little adventure. Strawberry Rhubarb Pie combines the delightful flavors of sweet and tart, as well as soft and crispy textures. Plus, it’s pretty enough to share—and you won’t mind when your friends want a taste.
11. Scorpio: Cookie Dough Pie
Scorpios are intense, passionate, and not afraid to take risks. So naturally, the over-the-top Cookie Dough Pie is your dessert soulmate. It’s rich without being cloying, with layers of chocolate mousse and cookie dough that match your bold, no-nonsense vibe.
12. Sagittarius: Lemon Supreme Pie
Sagittarians, known for their adventurous nature and constant pursuit of new experiences, require a dessert that matches their passion for life. Lemon Supreme Pie delivers that fresh citrus kick that’ll instantly boost your mood. It’s cheerful, refreshing, and just a little unexpected—like you.
Final Thoughts
Remember, your star sign inspires these pie pairings, but your stomach has the final say. If you’re eyeing 12 different slices, go for it—we’ve all been there. Just skip anything you’re allergic to (seriously, no pie is worth an ER visit).
Whether you’re a cookie-dough-loving Scorpio or a berry-obsessed Gemini, Village Inn has a slice with your name on it—especially on Free Pie Wednesdays. (Yep, they actually count down to it on their site. Because pie is life.)
FAQs
Does Village Inn offer free pie on Wednesdays?
Yes! Village Inn offers a slice of free pie with any dine-in purchase made on Wednesdays. It’s a sweet mid-week treat that pairs perfectly with your zodiac recommendation.
2. Can I customize my pie order at Village Inn?
Absolutely. You can ask your server to add extras like vanilla ice cream, caramel drizzle, or extra whipped cream to take your pie experience to the next level.
3. What if my zodiac sign’s pie doesn’t match my taste?
Zodiac pairings are just for fun! If your sign’s suggested slice doesn’t match your craving, go with your gut. The goal is to enjoy every bite, no matter your sign.
4. Are there any non-pie dessert options available at Village Inn?
Yes, Village Inn also offers non-pie desserts like carrot cake and other seasonal treats. So even if you’re not in the mood for pie, there’s still something sweet waiting for you.